May 25

69, Dude!  69 Episodes.  And in honor of Episode 69, the guys start off by talking about... 69ing, of course.

Now, some parenting podcasts might not cover mutual oral pleasuring, but this one isn't afraid to shy away from the tough issues.

They also talk about sandwiches, of course.  Studies show Millenials love them, but can't make them.  Neither can Todd's kids - they're awful at it.  Pity they don't have a 'butter bell", a theoretical invention that allows you to keep butter on the counter for several generations.

Matt joins Todd and D.M. late because he is busy dying quickly.  Everyone who listens thinks Todd will go first, but Todd thinks it'll be D.M., and it's not a bad bet.  Meanwhile, Matt has decided to eat like a cave man.  Well, an oenophile cave man, anyhow.

You know how D.M.'s kids poop on the floor all the time?  Well, Baby Viva has adopted her father's fear of all things natural, and become distraught when she pees or pukes in inappropriate places.  One inappropriate place is the Britax Marathon car seat, which soaks up puke like that is its primary function.

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May 21

On Part 2 we hear Todd and Matt's updates - as Todd discovers his heaven and his hell - a deluxe sausage store in his own neighborhood.  (Nice knowing you, Todd.)


And Viva works on some new catch phrases - like "BOOOORING" and "OH MY GOD!". Sweet little thing.


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May 17

Hey everybody! D.M. fells asleeps, and so you'll notice we only charged you 2/3 the normal price for the episode. 


Todd and D.M. are going to die due to their fatness, so don't they deserve one last wish? 


Dad Bod is sweeping the nation, but none of the dads are in the Dad Bod zone.


Matt finally figured out that Amazon will give you things you want to buy for free. 


Matt wonders if its weird to sit in a bar at a grocery store and have a beer. 


Todd has a new restaurant moving into his neighborhood that also sells microwaves. 


Have you encountered someone trying to shoot you with a machine gun? Just remember that if you run, the spray will always be just behind you.


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May 14

Now we're in update - in which Matt chokes on the air and tried to fix something after digging in the dreaded instruction and warranty drawer.


Meanwhile, Dave realizes his daughters wake up in the middle of the night and do magic cobbling or something.


And Todd deals withe the new emo streak in his new teen who has lost his ability to bat in favor of an aility to appreciate Cure song.


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May 11

Todd and D.M. daydream about all of the dads living in the same town. Then they high five that they don't have Matt's work lifestyle. 


Todd and D.M. were both almost the nicest cops you've ever met.


Making children scream is the best, especially in the 21st century when it doesn't mean that they're being eaten alive. 


Todd gets Kelly shit for Mother's Day. D.M. gets his old lady a guitar. A pink, vagina-coloured guitar. Both men want to kill Mother's Day: the birthing gift of holidays.


Kylie Jennernever mind. Who gives a shit? 


The 90s were racist. Bob hope hated homosexuals. 


Todd phones it in. Every Wednesday.

Capri Sun just got thicker. It's up to you if thickness is something you're looking for in a children's juice box. 


Dad Bod: the bullsh*t fad so that guys can drink.


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May 06

Updates in part 2!

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May 03

Hey everybody! James Cameron wants to sell you four more Avatar movies. BORING.


D.M. learns what a "flesh wrist" is. 


Matt bought a Princess Leia costume for his daughter on Amazon. All agree that the Episode VII will be so f#cking good.


Bud Light put out beer cans that love rape. Cee Lo is probably done, but he'll still have a job at Jurassic Park. Remember how R Kelly peed on an underage teen? We do. 


The dads don't beat each other up about their parenting strategies, but Todd judges the sleeping habits of Matt's daughter. 


D.M. just wants to be touched. Matt thinks DHA is bullish#t because no kid should ever eat two servings of salmon a day. He thinks this because it's true. 


Jeremy Piven: Quitter. 


Todd's daughter doesn't eat anything  but bread and potatoes. D.M.'s kids will only wear lounge wear. Matt's kid has rules for how he walks into the house. 


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May 01

The Dads discuss the Full House reboot, which is bound to be big news in Todd's house. The new series will star Candace Cameron, who Matt and Dave thing should believe whatever she wants, but keep it the fuck to herself!! 

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Apr 27

Todd is on hiatus so he can save his marriage. His wife found out about his childhood gangland thievery. D.M. and Matt relive their own trespassing ways in high school. 


D.M. fails at explaining how shoplifting is a victimless crime. Afterwards, Matt and D.M. discuss the new surge and trend of urban exploration and the likelihood that it's f*cking awesome.


Gweneth Paltrow is officially a free woman. Her and Coldplay are officially consciously uncoupled. Whatever the f*ck that means. 


Cops are total dicks. Except when they're not. 


Frozen continues to destroy the self-esteem of young children everywhere. 


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Apr 21

D.M. decides to go to St. Louis without his expensive kids so he can eat fried ravioli and have his enormous country bear brothers drink him under the table.


Matt's kid goes from George Plimpton to George "The Animal" Steele every time a stranger walks up.


And Todd is bringing being overprotective to a science. 


Also - the drummer for Def Leppard only has one arm. 
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Apr 19

The Sesame Street characters in Times Squares are taking over...Times Square.

D.M. hates that Matt's kid is awake.

Todd is scared of Voxer, the walkie talkie app that D.M. bullied Todd and Matt into downloading.

Chris Hanson is back! Almost. He needs your money so he can entrap people again with lemonade and twelve-year-old looking twenty-year-olds.

More vasectomy talk. D.M. refuses to not be put under.  This is only because his wife will be forced to treat him with kid gloves for a while.


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Apr 17

What is the price of your dog's life? DON'T PRETEND YOU DON'T HAVE ONE!!!!  LIAR!!!!

And this week venture in to the heart of Todd's South Side accent with a call to his Dad - the one and only Bob Jay!

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Apr 15

Easter reports this week from Matt and Todd.  Matt goes way, way overboard and is not bathing in candy, and Todd get's the heart breaking question from Ellie: "Is the Easter Bunny really my sweaty, Polish father?"

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Apr 13

D.M. fell asleep. And his sperm is still intact. It's still snowing in Syracuse.

Todd gets an A on his yearly physical and Matt has a hard on for tornados. 
Todd and Matt can't understand why Voxer is awesome. Then they ponder the future of Amazon when there are buttons to reorder everything.
Matt regales Todd with the Ben and Jerry's puking kid story.
Tim from NY sends a voice mail regarding unsolicited d*ck pics. This leads to an anecdote about Todd losing his mind in the middle of a college acting class. 
What happened to the Elmo guy? In any case, The Muppet Show is back, Twin Peaks is dead, and Where the WIld Things Are didn't impress Matt.
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Apr 09

D.M. has officially surrender to the Nothing and bought a mini-van. RIP DM Engel's Dignity: 1975-2015.

Matt learns of the epic hero/villain known as "Nakekins Skywalker."

And Todd be lightin' up mechs as an old man gamer!

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Apr 06
Karma's getting back at Todd by giving pneumonia to his daughter. The dads want to go to Indiana but now no one will serve them at a restaurant.

Wal-Mart has killed small town America. No matter. Amazon exists, and sells D.M.'s wife a ton of art supplies for kids. Also her vagina got fat during her pregnancy.

Todd returns and discusses how his daughter is withering away, and the screams of Matt's child require him to leave for the remainder of the show. In the meantime, D.M. and Todd discuss hockey face lacerations.

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Mar 31

At the Jay house, Todd's daugher comes to the hard realization as to what "dog years" means - and begs something of the family pet she would never beg of her Dad.

As for Matt, he is now a regular at "MotherCluckers" and really wants either no agency or total agency over his gustatory experiences.


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Mar 29

On this episode we learn the future of Dave's testicles, and it doesn't look good.

Todd decides to make a last trip to the Jelly Belly factory.

Matt decides to make art from Rubik's cubes, and the Dads want their damned bottomless onion rings.

Then the Dads turn the clock back to "Dramedy", Todd waxes nostalgic about dusty mouthfeel, and they all hated "Sex and the City."

Then, Dave's balls.

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Mar 27

Dave and Kelly shop at odd hours of the night, and random packages arrive at all hours of the day.

Dave can leave his house without being scene... could come in handy.

Every seen a naked, masturbating, or pooping person in the city? These Dads have.

And Todd Lifehacks a business card.

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Mar 25

"Todd Gets a Physical" is one of our favorite updates ever - give a listen!

This week, Matt drinks beer in a grocery store and now wants to drink beer everywhere, like the cool dads (and alcoholics) do.

D.M. brings his twin toddlers to live theatre - what could possibly go wrong?

And Todd gets a physical. But how physical will it get?


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Mar 22

Todd has plans for an empty jelly bean factory in Wisconsin. On his way there, he'll use his new iPhone holder that plugs into his useless CD slot.

Matt and Todd are texting monsters.

D.M. found Life Itself difficult to watch. This turns into D.M.'s Mike Tyson stories.

Giada De Laurentiis has big, beautiful cans. And huge Skeleton teeth.

ISIS are dicks. 

Voicemail messages challenge the dads to beat a 95 year old man in a 200m run. Michael Rice challenges us all to vote for his podcast.

(podcastawards.com, and vote for OperaNow!)


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Mar 11

Todd tries to recall if we were as big of dicks in Jr. High s current Jr. High kids. (Spoiler: Yes.)  The Dads realize the world now has no outdoors, bikes are a thing of the past, and no one has to share porn.

D.M. is walking down the hall and he feels something fall.  Then, many tales of D.M. using the world as his toilet.

Matt is the biggest douche ever. And stop wiping down everything, assholes.

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Mar 08

Matt's late, probably doing a d*ck stand with a jar of beef au jus. Todd and D.M. discuss a former porn star who makes YouTube dollars showing toys to kids.

D.M. has to eat an entire pizza to hide the evidence that he wanted two slices of pizza.

Todd is considers purchasing a bag to hold his groceries.

D.M. dips his tie in urine.

Weasels flying on woodpeckers.

Like the cast of CocoonThe Golden Girls were younger than you think. And down to F*ck.

Finally, the dads measure the value of naked bodies over forty.


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Mar 04

Todd's children have no table manners, and he can see that now because he has new glasses for the first time since Britney Spears was still a naughty schoolgirl.

Matt goes broasted and is never going back.

And D.M.'s wife has had it with humiliating him by shovelling the driveway in front of the neighbors, so she hires "Snow Uber".

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Mar 01

Everyone at D.M.'s job thinks he has a cold…or throat cancer. Little do they know he's moonlighting as bluesman Cole Slaw Walker. 

Todd's getting drunk on Sam's Club sangria. It's Spanish. Or "Spanish". 

Dig a hole in Brooklyn and you'll just get dirty…and find a Cherry magnate's drug den. 


Birdman is fucking awesome! Two and a Half Men ends its sh*tty run with the sh*ttiest ending to a sitcom ever. 

Voice mails rain down on the dads from Vegas and New York City. An email from Pennsylvania that somehow leads into a deep conversation on lube-free masturbation. 

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Feb 27

Welcome to a very special minisode of WDP that will throw you into an existential crisis. The Dads are getting old and don't want to die, but they're going to, relatively soon.

Have a great weekend.


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Feb 24
Update time - in one of his trademark fits of pique, Matt kills a guy at a musical.  Then he gets shot by a cop in a parking garage. Okay, that's slightly exaggerated.

And at Todd's house - INCESSANT WHINING.  Just what you want in your earholes this morning!

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Feb 22

What a surprise, D.M.'s missing again…

Matt buys a computer on Amazon because it was time for his current piece of technology to break.

Matt then goes to the Lesbian/Swedish section of Chicago for Mexican/Korean fair.

The dads discuss broasting…deep frying pressure cooker. What could possibly go wrong?

"SNL 40" demonstrated that SNL has been around so long that no single generation can appreciate the comedy of the entire forty years. Rolling Stone's list of SNL players is about as good as their last piece on UVA.

Lots of voice mails, too!


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Feb 19

Everybody is sledding, and Viva has a need for speed, but can Matt find a f@#$ing sled anywhere in greater Chicagoland?

Todd's 3rd grade daughter is in AP Trigonometry and no one can stop it.

And DM is trapped in a snowed in house all weekend with two toddlers, no wife, and not enough bullets.  What to do?

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Feb 17

Lots more hate this week from our listeners on the voice mail! Hooray!

Comics are dead, but Marvel will live forever on screen. DC Comics might die, though.

Just like Ray Charles' or Johnny Cash's dad might have said, "The wrong pigeon died." He would be right, because we all ate the carrier pigeon.

Rivers near Chicago are being overrun by Asian Carp. Too bad they're not being overrun by the slightly more tasty Garbage Fish. 

Todd shaves with 5 blades. Matt uses 2. D.M. uses a butter knife covered in broken glass. 

Get it together, Staten Island. 

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Feb 13
Magneto and Picard eat horrible East Coast hot dogs.

"Polock Johnny's"  this is a thing?  Jesus, Baltimore. You don't even spell it right.

Nikki Engel is the cold miser.

And George Lucase never heard a pun that didn't go over his head.

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Feb 11
Enjoy an aborton of cabbage at Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Todd starts working out, and his favorite exercise is named after a seed catalog.  And the Dads wonder if a stair machine at the gym is just too much machine.

Matt needs his car battery replaced but doesn't know how to do stuff.
Then his neighborhood snow dicks pull their shovelling party bullshit again.

And D.M. wonders if his neighbors hate him for making his wife shovel the driveway.

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Feb 08

So much happening on page one these days! Monday morning hate calls from our favorite listeners, more bathtub drunk dials about 80's reincarnation movies, and more!

Taxes on Amazon? Goddamazon!

Weird state laws!

And a listener sends us a Swedish genital training video!

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Feb 06
You've earned a Bonus!

One of Dave's daughters hates winter, and all the Dads hate Janeane Garofalo.

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Feb 04
It's penis, penis, penis, penis, penis all day long at the Rocco house.

D.M. is still being called the office kitchen pirate of Syracuse, and he also threw his neck out sleeping. Is scrote chum the answer?

And Todd's wife becomes a sexy rock star, and now they're starting a Fleetwood Mac tribute band.

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Feb 01

Steamed vagina? Sounds like a delightful dim sum.

"The Flying Polack" curses our nation's tall ships.

Angry callers!

Remember Transformers? Remember Megatron's wang?

Measles - stop causing it, assholes.



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Jan 30
Triple Cheeseburgers?  That's triple the pleasure!

This week on Bonus, the Dads talk "Dairy Queen", the only major chain that regularly goes out of business.... but why are there none in Syracuse?  Does Engel live in the Non-Dairy Belt?  Your hosts go to the DQ Map to find out.

Then Todd goes to get ice cream with snickers in it, because TODD.

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Jan 28
Todd tries to be a winner at the game of life. His daughter collects babies.

Matt tries to be a winner at the game of Lego Terror Drome, but he resorts to superglue. And Viva stages the great GI Joe/Cobra Cocoa Truce.

Oh, and Todd and Matt discuss their shared disturbance over "The Neverending Story".

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Jan 25

On this episode, we learn that Todd Jay is the Jenny McCarthy of dog owners.

Is looking for Podcasts on the Apple de app dead? Probably.

Todd and Matt discuss the new “Dark Little Angels” line of Jessica Alba diapers. Matt tries to buy Viva some “Frozen” ice pop makers, which is an impossible task, like one hand clapping.

Todd's Chicago accent becomes the start of the show as they Dads discuss Cadbury Cream Egghazi.

And on the Voice Mail Line (DIP POO FUOM) – HATE MAIL for “Middle Aged Men Fumbling Through IMDB-Cast”!!!!

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And of course, that calls lead to... more fumbling through IMDB! Beverly Hills" something...


The DuPage Childrens Museum flooded, and Matt's house is next.

And Matt and Todd discuss "Disney Collector" and get very jealous over making 4 million dollars opening toys.

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Jan 23

The Scientology discussion continues with Kirstie Alley and a Pretend Spaceship Navy wedding.

Speaking of missing people - where is Richard Simmons?  And was Richard Simmons ever really in on the whole Richard Simmons thing?  And how long have their been "out" celebs?  And can the dads make Charles Nelson Reilly noises?

Finally, D.M. decided to just push his ancient Nordic track into the street.


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Jan 21
The Roccos go to an Italian restaurant in time for MLK day, but Viva's dream has all Italians looking the same.

And Matt sustains a sexy injury.

It's everyone's favorite season on White Dad Problems - Jube Jel season - but has Todd's obsession made him a threat to himself and others?!!!

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Jan 19

Does Marky Mark get a pardon? How about Donny Mark?

Todd eats magic berries, and it makes all his sugary foods taste sugarier.

ISIS babies, you make our dreams come true.

Michael Rice calls and has an aneurism over Matt's Ludditism.

And D.M. realizes he spent his whole 30's fat... will 80's exercise equipment help?


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Jan 16
John Travolta debuts new weird hair things. Will Xenu strike down our show?

All this and more on our weird Friday outtake show...

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Jan 14
Sesquicentennial Cake Party Part 2!

Matt and Melissa miss a field trip and become the friendless couple at Hipster Nursery School.  Then they piss off the Fake Neighborhood Association.  The Matt falls down and breaks his ribs.

Todd, in the meantime, paints his Master Bedroom after 9 years, and it doesn't win him any points with the wife at all, despite his Frost-Free Sillcock.

And listen for the greatest interpretation of "Into the Woods" you've ever heard.

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Jan 11

This is the 150th week of new content from the Dads!  Love them or hate them, they've pushed out a lot of stuff.  Enjoy this sesquicentennial fake radio non-broadcast!

Matt and Todd eat a sesquicentennial cake and try to pack some fudge for D.M.

Nicholas Sparks is getting a divorce.  Who will take care of him?

Some call it a "slingbox".

The Doggone girl is Kanye's.

Must we all love Meryl Streep?

We DO all love Fat Damon, but not Old Batman.

Was Jesus tall?  Was Paul a Doubting Thomas?

D.M.'s girls run roughshod over the house all night, until Nikki comes up with a terrifying way of keeping them in bed.

And the Dads are all too old and injured and out of shape to lift their children.

Here's to 150 more.


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Jan 09
Bond. James Bond. SPACE James Bond.

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Jan 07

Professor Foster forgot to pack the Christmas gravy, but Matt already used up his emergency gravy! Gravy apocalypse!

At the Rocco house, it's too many toys, too many princesses, and a lousy naive Santa who forgets to pre-assemble.

At the Jay house, it's MORE FLOODING, because Todd love flooding.  He loooooves it.


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Jan 04

Welcome back Podbean's 2nd most downloaded Kids and Family Podcast in 2014!  Hindi kid's stories, we're coming for you!

It's the last episode recorded in 2014, and DM wanted to get one last "sleeping through the show" in - which he did!


Meanwhile, Matt tries to complete every toy set his daughter loses pieces to on Amazon (Goddamazon!). Blame the completionist genes.

Todd and Kelly needs to give each kid EXACTLY the right number of gifts, even if they have to set fire to a few.

Both Matt and his wife and Todd and his wife are trying to find new television shows to watch together.  It would probably easier just to divorce.  Matt invents an all Jeopardy questions channel: AQN, the All Question Network.

And a listener in Nebraska tries "Full House" based on Todd's recommendation and ends up ugly crying.  Don't blame John Posey... he got fired.


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Dec 29
It's the holidays, but we're avoiding stuffing your stocking with crappy old reruns by instead stuffing you with crappy outtakes.  This time we talk about crappy "Rent" lyrics and even crappier country lyrics about "Christmas Shoes."  Christmas shoes?!

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Dec 24
D.M.'s computer will smell like hazelnut forever.

Todd is trying to figure out what his kids think about Santa, and should he just let them learn the truth on the street like they did about sex.

Matt saw a record two movies - the terrifying, "The Babadook" - which made him wonder if a Kickstarter campaign to create a cursed book that make you kill your kids is a good idea, and "Interstellar" - which D.M. and Matt both agree was good until it was incredibly stupid.

No sex, please, we're Christopher Nolan.  And Todd can't sit through a movie without peeing, mostly because he drinks all the pop. ALL THE POP.

And Marky Mark impressions.

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